more search engine terms.

Stumbled across nich’s post about how people reached his blog by searching for “girls can’t do chinups”. That’s nothing compared to what I’ve had over the years. I’m too damn lazy to capture and post a thousand and one screenshots, so you’re just gonna have to take my word for it that all these search [...]

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since you all enjoy it so much.

I swear my mother just told me this.
Later go eat eggs, you very long never eat eggs already. Must eat more. Eggs good for you, so later go take your hard boiled egg hor.

Well, it ain’t that funny, but it just reminded me of this one. And I can hear my mother breaking open one [...]

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one more…

k she told me this long before my O’s during the0 June holidays when i wanted to bring my Macbook Pro (a laptop btw, for those of you living under a stone) out of the house. My mother told me this when I suggested it to her:
You can’t bring your Macbook Pro out of the [...]

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say something that you know they might attack u for.

Another quote from my mother, for those who know me well enough, it’s the usual thing:
DRINK WATER! DRINK MORE WATER! DRINK WATER!

I fucking swear. If there’s a drought in the near future and a few hundred people in Singapore don’t have enough water to drink, it’ll be because of me.

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Hilarious search engine term

Some guy searched this on some search engine to get to this blog:
ie. “Is there such a thing as spiderman?”
What do you think? 

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obviously,

I’m blogging like mad in this category, because they just keep coming
You ate fried rice yesterday and you didn’t eat fruits, so you better go and use salt water to gargle your throat because you’re going to have sore throat.
I don’t see the link once again, just cuz I eat fried rice = sore throat?!

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wtf.

I think you’re addicted to the computer, everytime must surf the net.  
So I mug my ass off in the freezing library everyday for the past week, use the comp for around an hour when i come home everyday, and now after the fucking PTM my mother thinks I should be studying 24/7 or [...]

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another one for the books.

Because everyone says you look tired, that means that maybe you are actually unknowingly tired but just pretend that you’re not tired.
Granted, that’s not a word for word quote, but the meaning is definitely there. I told her that i usually look tired but am actually not tired, but now it seems that she thinks [...]

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Dawn of a new category

I’ve had it. Decided to create this new category called “Quotable Quotes”, basically I’ll try to post as many nonsensical stuff my M says all the time.
Starting off with this one she just told me 5 mins ago:
Your O Levels aren’t over yet, so you have to sleep early.
PS: I swear everything I post in [...]

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